The Only Thing I Have to Say about Joe Paterno

Two things, actually:

1) This isn’t the first time that guys like me, who were in the band and orchestra in high school, have had our suspicions confirmed about some of the stuff that goes on in Phys Ed departments’ locker rooms; and

2) Does author John Locke now have to revise his famous “Why I Love Joe Paterno and My Mom” blog post, that supposedly sold so many ebooks for him?